Sex Bomb

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Summer has finally arrived and with it comes lovely warmer weather. So why not try taking your bedroom activities outside? Sex outside can be a great way to mix it up; it adds new elements and not to mention the adrenaline rush that comes from knowing you could be caught. However, there are some things to be mindful of when getting it on outdoors. Here are five great areas to experiment with and the things to look out for to prevent some unpleasant or awkward situations. 

1. The Beach. Sand is the biggest issue because it literally gets everywhere. So to avoid some very uncomfortable situations I suggest using a large blanket and staying on it. Also, remember that ocean water is also full of sand and it will also get into all kinds of awkward places. The ocean also tends to be wavy which means there might be quite a bit of starting and stopping to reposition yourself. 

2. The Woods. This can be one of the better outdoor places; there is lots of shelter from all the trees and the ground tends to be soft. However, it is crucial to survey the area before getting it on. The last thing you want to do is end up on a bed of poison ivy. It is also a good idea to survey yourself for any ticks after, yes it’s icky, but with that much skin exposed, it’s a real possibility.

3. The Lake. If you want to try sex in water, lakes are a great place to try. Lakes tend to be calm, warm, and easy to wade into. The main thing to be conscious of is that water washes away the body’s natural lubrication, which can be uncomfortable or even painful. It’s a good idea to bring along a silicone-based lube since it’s waterproof and will ensure you stay, well, wet.

4. The Playground. The best things to try and avoid here are the swings. They are not built for two and are extremely easy to fall out of, so to avoid any potential injury, I would try something a little sturdier. If you are confident in your balance skills and want a bit of a challenge, the classic jungle gym is a good spot to try. Start at the bottom and as you get more skilled, you can work your way up to the top. 

5. The Alley. This really applies to anywhere that has asphalt or concrete. These surfaces are uncomfortable and can cause bruises and scrapes, and not in a good way. Sex standing up against a building is one way to avoid anything seriously uncomfortable. Stay away from anything where one person is on their knees as it won’t take long for it to get painful. 

This summer, get outside and discover your favourite spots and enjoy the summer weather while it lasts. 

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