- All it wants in return for love is to be fed! Maybe a treat here and there, maybe a laser pointer or a piece of string now and again, but overall, they’re quite easy to please.
- A cat doesn’t get jealous if it sees you talking to your ex-cats. Better yet, cats don’t know how to use phones so it can’t creep around to make sure you aren’t texting your ex-cat.
- You can have as many cats as you want; they’re okay with polygamy, and will even appreciate the company!
- Nothing is better than cuddling with a purring kitty.
- Cats don’t care about anniversaries or stupid holidays like Valentine’s Day…
- They have an impeccable sense of hygiene, which you don’t find among other species.
- While others may leave you to fend for yourself, cats protect you from spiders, mice, etc.
- When ordering dinner, a cat won’t tell you it doesn’t feel like dessert and then proceed to eat most of yours. It eats its own damn food.
- Cats don’t care if you spend all day in sweat pants or in bed. They’ll join you and, more importantly, they won’t judge you for it. A lazy day every once in a while is perfectly acceptable, okay?
- Cats can’t give you STIs.
- Humour
