What’s your library persona?

Aries (March 21 to April 19):

When they’re not in class or eating, they are in the library. Probably physically fit from constantly making the trek from class to lib to home to lib to class to lib…

Taurus (April 20 to May 20):

Loves leading group projects, like, a little too much. Mostly spotted late at night piecing together the parts of a paper or early in the morning printing that paper off.

Gemini (May 21 to June 20):

They think they’re whispering BUT THEY’RE NOT BECAUSE YOU CAN CLEARLY HEAR THEM THROUGH YOUR HEADPHONES. Probably has a loud laugh and constantly sits on the second floor with friends.

Cancer (June 21 to July 22):

Came to the lib because they can’t study at home. Takes frequent study breaks to check social media and/or watch Netflix. Will likely rant about the laughing Geminis to friends.

Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22):

Wears nice outfits to the library. Probably packed food, or at least definitely remembered to bring cash for some. Never stays past 9 p.m. Probably your #libgoals or #libcrush.

Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22):

Frequently goes to the library, but if there are any signs of sickness they will flee the scene. Most likely has hand sanitizer on them.

Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22):

Only sits on the main floor of the lib so they can talk to people. Probably came with a group or has integrated into one. On bathroom breaks they will subconsciously search for more of their friends along the way.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21):

You can hear their music through their headphones and they always sit in the same spot. Will unconsciously make distracting noises. Cancer, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces should avoid sitting behind this sign if they want to study peacefully.Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21):

Made a sick studying playlist. Will most likely take off their shoes and not notice how bad their feet smell.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19):

Frequently spotted coming and going from the lib, but never seen inside. They’re a regular at the library and have found the best study spots away from the public eye, through much trial and error.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18):

Wrapped in a blanket, either in a cubby or a secluded corner of the library. Probably isn’t studying but instead watching videos on YouTube to soothe their soul. Either feels very prepared or extremely fucked. There is no in-between.

Pisces (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20):

One of the quietest studiers and is likely worrying that they’re breathing too loudly. Studies very thoroughly but may often get distracted by their fear of failing and/or thoughts of what their life will be like after university. More frequently sighted during midterm and final seasons.

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